For anyone who knows exactly what they signed up for… and did it anyway.
A little chaotic, very accurate, and guaranteed to get a knowing smile from fellow sausage owners - this tee says it all without you having to.
From zero boundaries to daily trip hazards, it’s a light-hearted nod to life with a sausage dog.
Easy to wear, easy to style, and just the right amount of bold.
Comfortable, relaxed, and made for everyday life - however unpredictable it might be.
Details:
100% cotton
Relaxed fit
Care instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Tumble dry: low heat
Do not dryclean
Which size should I choose?
This sweatshirt has a unisex fit, so sizing may differ from standard women's clothing. Use your usual UK women's dress size as a starting point:
Your usual UK size
Recommended size
For an oversized fit
UK 6–8
S
M
UK 10–12
M
L
UK 14–16
L
XL
UK 18–20
XL
2XL
UK 22–24
2XL
3XL
UK 26–28
3XL
4XL
UK 30–32
4XL
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Fit note: This is a unisex t-shirt with a relaxed fit. Choose the recommended size above for a regular/relaxed fit, or size up for a more oversized look. Sizing up will also increase the body and sleeve length.
Not sure which size to choose? Compare the measurements table in our images with a t-shirt you already own and love. Lay it flat and measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
